Does anybody else find this absurd?

Look, I was raised a Catholic and many of the people I love dearly are Catholic. But what are they smoking in the Vatican?

A few questions:

• The Catholic Church will not tolerate homosexuals or let women into the priesthood, but it will baptize aliens? What the hell?
• Could extra-terrestrials become priests or nuns? (I had a teacher -- Sister Marie -- that looked a little like ET. Could she have been ... nah!)
• I have to be honest, I didn't do all that well in Bible study. Is this in the Holy Scripture somewhere? Did I miss something in Ecclesiastes?
• Wouldn't the presence of extra-terrestrials invalidate the concept of Christianity?
• If God made man in his own image, does he look like ET? (see photo)

And please, not one joke involving Catholic priests, altar boys and Uranus. That's just puerile and anti-Catholic. (But send me one if it's really funny.)