You got to hand it to Faux News ... I mean Fox News. Last week, the "fair and balanced journalists" had the audacity to suggest that the civil war being waged in Iraq was "a good thing" and that it might have an "upside."

Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Brit Hume, Neil Cavuto and the other "journalists" working for Rupert Murdoch are a pack of pusillanimous prevaricators of pertinacious perversion. And they are f*cking liars, too! Maybe those "fair and balanced" assh*les should ask the families of the thousands of Iraqis who have died if this is a "good thing." Or just ask the American troops who are putting their lives on the line!

After a few days, Fox News realized that this tactic might be a big mistake. So, they did the next best thing. Now, they are suggesting that this whole Iraqi civil war is being "made up by the (liberal) media." (See screen shot below.)

I don't understand the logic. Last week, these dimwits aknowledge that there is an Iraqi civil war and ponder its "upside." Then, a few days later, these same dimwits say it is merely a media concoction and deny its existence. Which is it? Morons!

Hey, Fox News, here are a few other things you may want to suggest are being made up by the media:

• Hurricanes
• Homosexuality
• The Holocaust
• Terrorism
• Pollution
• Atheism
• Health Food

My brother, Dennis, does not allow his children to watch Fox News. The channel is on permanent parental lock. It's the only instance in my life that I actually support censorship. Thanks, Dennis, for keeping at least one household safe.

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